Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 02, 2022

Neither of them are good “sails” people.

Just slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

D-I-V-O-R-C-E!

How about – “Quit using metaphors.” … and just be direct about it?

That’s it! Facebook should have gone for the Metaphorverse.

“Burn it to the ground” has a way of getting to the point.

Exit Stage Right!

Use “put it to bed” to rekindle the flame.

“Try using Google’s handy “Synonym Finder” and we’ll pick it up here next week"

He wants to pull the plug instead of giving you a bail out.

Bye

How about you both agree on “Splitsville?”

You guys should probably just “throw in the towel”.