Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 24, 2022

i’ll be happy to watch what happens next

Ralph was smart enough not to show up today.

Bee a little too close there

Ralph’s no fool; he’s sitting this one out in another tree.

That trick is so nasty, even Ralph has no punchline.

Not good. He could die! They could BOTH die!

Usually it’s not the piñata that gets hit but the next person nearby. At least that’s how it is in all the videos on the internet.

Evil doings will always come back to bite you in the ……

Ralph’s no dummy, he skedaddled.

He will get a real buzz out of it!

Hornet inoculation in 3-2-1.

Honey cinnamon fire flavored Jolly Ranchers.

He’s a mean widdle devil!!!

As 11 or 12 year-olds a friend and I did this.  We were walking home from school and saw what we thought was a beehive.  (Learned later that it was a swarm of bees resting while looking for a new hive.)  He hit them with a stick and it was like a water balloon popped in slow-motion.  They all started to fall but before they hit ground they took flight and we “ran like the wind!”  Neither of us got stung and I don’t know what happened to the bees but they weren’t around when we walked by the next day.

He’s peeking, thus proving that beauty is in the eye

of the bee-holder …!

Little Johnny, just don’t run.

Where’s the squirrel, Dave?

I guess that trickster never saw the movie “My Girl”. Or…maybe he did.

I was at a family dinner with my son’s fiancee’s family. The father asked one of the sons whether he remembered when he encouraged his son to beat on a hornet’s nest after giving him a 1X3. What a cut-up.

Before I could stop myself, my mouth worked itself open, and I said, “I can’t wait to find out how you taught your kids how to swim.”

I seem to be good at creating awkward silences.

All those Oath Keepers, Shroud Boys, and other white supremacists would be at home in this W.A.S.P.‘s nest. After all, they’re all the same kind: disgusting creeps.

Rut Roh Raggy!