FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 18, 2022

seriously, Jason

Expecto patronum.

Something tells me Eileen also either prefers Star Trek over Star Wars or says they’re both the same.

Eileen can carry a wand sized stick to school, but a Gandalf sized staff would get Jason in trouble.

I don’t see why you can’t be a fan of both, Jason.

Her wand doubles as a stun gun

Blow a Bubble again, Eileen.

Just wait ’til tomorrow.

I thought he was doing a great Draco Malfoy!

“Mutual respect and non-demeaning harmony?” Didn’t she recently use the term “muggle”, which was invented by JK Rowling as a demeaning term for non-wizards ( AKA everyone in the real world including all her readers )?

I like the sarcasm of Eileen’s last line.

The reason God gave weapons to His archangels is because He knew you can’t defeat EVIL with TOLERANCE and UNDERSTANDING!

Crucio?

At least she didn’t throw the book at him.

(O⍸O) ⚡⚡ ✏️✋ᔑ(Θ_Θ)ᔐ

She’s puckered up in panel 3 Jason, nows your chance!!!!

Different fandoms, same war—I have a tee shirt with the Millennium Falcon mounted on the Enterprise’s nacelles. It’s called ‘Why Choose?’

Well, in the grand scheme of things, both authors have obvious bigotries to contend with, but Tolkein left it in the books whereas Rowling has been extremely vocal and harbors actual bigotry in her real-life self.

So Tolkein wins by virtue of not being a $hitbag excuse of a human.

Jason could’ve said JK Rolling stold from Neil Gainman’s Book of Magic comics to get her goat.

Go ahead and zap him, Eileen.

Jason show her your wand. Of course that will make her fall more in love with you. Or she might crack up laughing.

PENCIL:“Wand of Incense Cedarwood, with Carbon Core.” (Could be deadly… J. Wick kills people with that!)

I agree with jason here