Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 11, 2022

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    seanfear  about 2 years ago

    now Agnes, you better leave before gran’ma changes her mind

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 2 years ago

    And so WELL too!!

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    Susan00100  about 2 years ago

    Much of what is termed “poetry” are actually “limericks”.

    The best writer of those was Ogden Nash.

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    gopher gofer  about 2 years ago

    if you’ve got a yen for canned salmon you should probably can it…

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    chris_o42  about 2 years ago

    There once was a trailer park girl, Whose hair held one very limp curl, It hung over her nose, Which shadowed her toes… When her Longfellow shoes would unfurl.

    (Sorry)

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    mindjob  about 2 years ago

    The world needs more humorous cookbooks. Or humorous anything, for that matter

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    well-i-never  about 2 years ago

    One rarely hears “choke” used so beautifully in poetry or marriage.

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    gzitver  about 2 years ago

    She’s right about the awfulness of canned salmon.

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    JLChi  about 2 years ago

    Hey, that’s a good poem for a kid. Agnes is so clever. I don’t eat fish or seafood of any kind, and I don’t even want to look at it or, especially smell it, but I would think salmon to be outside of Grandma’s limited budget. So what could be in that can labeled as “salmon”?

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    She’s not wrong…

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    christelisbetty  about 2 years ago

    You can make veggies yummy with ease, you only need to cover them with cheese.

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