Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 22, 2022

Sugar coat

We had our first rain in months yesterday. I didn’t know where my jacket and hat were.

It says they never have guests for dinner.

“Now that’s lazy!”, he said, searching for a pair of socks in the dryer.

or its cold all the time

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow.

I’d feel at home in your house.

My leather jacket hangs on a chair. It hasn’t been months since it was used, more like weeks…

I leave a long sweater jacket on my dining room chair because my cat likes to hide behind it and ambush me. It keeps him amused and me on my toes.

Short Summer?

My Christmas lights are already up, or their still up, going on for eight years, the tree disintegrated about two years back, but the lights are still there. I’m not early putting them up, just late getting them down.

Why put the coats away when you know you are going to need them again in six months.

It also tells me that 1. you don’t use your DR too much; and 2 you probably eat dinner in front of the TV.

Mine says I still haven’t gotten around to fixing the hole in the pocket. The coat became invisible when the weather warmed.