Kliban by B. Kliban for October 07, 2022

Heck, these are just typical people in line with me at the Bureau of Motor Vehicles. And before you ask, I’m no beauty, either. Label me Res-istentially Aware (Things are out to get me!)

From time to time, I find I have to re-adjust my understanding of just what is meant by “average intelligence” to account for observation of those around me.

Each adjustment is always downward from the one before.

I have all of the tool traits. I think I should be awarded for my achievements.

omg, Lame Rationalization actually looks like the Pillow Guy!

“Coloring backgrounds?”

Partial Awareness and Semi-consciousness will hook up and make some little fools.

Aren’t all of these folks in Congress?

Office staff meeting.

The women just came back from having their mammograms.

One of my favorites along with “The Callous Sophisticates Laughed at Judy’s Tiny Head”.

I have worked with every one of these people.

100-total IQ total…..

Anybody that believes he isn’t senile and can’t even define a woman should be included in Kliban’s cartoon.

Ah, the new weekend lineup at Faux Noose.