Monty by Jim Meddick for October 16, 2022

Even though he’s gone home, it’s not too late for the “Chef’s Cholera Special”.

Typhoid Barry

“I’ll have whatever they are serving at the place across the street” ( get up and leaves ).

The mix and match was what the chef left behind.

Never ever take the “Special”. it’s stuff they can’t get rid of.

Was waiting for our food in a restaurant once and there was a big crash in the kitchen. Next thing I know, we saw our waitress in front of the window going down the street. She’d quit.

No thanks. I have some tic-tacs in my pocket.

Chef? When did Sal Monella’s Good Eats get a chef?

“Oh, the Chef had the yak?”

Order from this menu and GrubHub will have it here in 20 minutes. We have clean cups. Do you want something to drink?

Dish it up quick, before something happens to the fry cook.

I will have anything except the last thing the chef ate

Maybe call the health inspector instead.

CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Anything, as long as it’s not the “Chef’s Special”! I don’t need that!

He must’ve had the special.