Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for September 20, 2022

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    MS72  almost 2 years ago

    Mike! Is PASTIS working for you today?

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    But there ARE fake snake ID’s. Coral Kink Snake, anyone?

    (I’ll admit it. I wanted to say “fake snake ID”. It looked so cool!)

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    Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Todays redneck words the day is bayou. “I just walked right up to her and said, ‘Hey darlin’, lemme bayou a drink.’ ”

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    Linguist  almost 2 years ago

    I can I.D. a fake snake. It’s called a skink!

    Lord Russell must have seen the tombstone of the philosopher that read: " Didn’t Want To Think About It "

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    waltermgm  almost 2 years ago

    Serpentine, Shelly, serpentine!

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    Todd Nordhoff Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I would have guessed it was the solvent used by snakes to clean their paint brushes!

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    James Lindley Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Love the newspaper. It is so true.

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    schaefer jim  almost 2 years ago

    As a PO, i would often inquire as where they got their booze, they respond that they found it in a ditch. This was their favorite brand of beer and it was cold! A gift from the gods!

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