Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 30, 2022

Pig, Wiseass is tired of you wasting of his what he cherishes the most.

Put a sock in it

He told Pig to value time so that he’d stay away longer.

Well, at least he not socked you downhill, Pig.

Life socks, eh, Pig?

Sock it to me, Pig.

you are lucky he didn’t “sock” you!

If wiseass valued his time he would do something, rather than sitting on a hill

well Pig… cast not pearls before swine, literally

Is that a hill of dung?

LOL

Lost socks become extra hangers in your closet.

Time is the most valuable thing we have, and never enough of it!

Socks? Since when does Pig wear clothes?

lets push his buttons some more. :D

When did pig wear socks? I never saw socks. Where are the socks, there ought to be socks, send in the socks

We don’t have a lack of wisdom givers in the world, we have a glut of stupid listeners.

“Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’ into the future.”

Well, it’s a long trek to get told off…so I don’t really care anymore….

Why are these characters, who don’t wear clothes, so obsessed with lost socks?

The wise donkey on the hill is absolutely right.

It slips away, and all your money won’t another minute buy.

So, how come the comic can say “Wise A.s.s.” but we can’t in the comment section?

No wisdom applies when it comes to lost socks.

Ask not told?

Was listening to “Time Stand Still” by Rush while working out this morning. Such a great song (weird video though).

Freeze this moment

a little bit longer

Make each sensation

a little bit stronger

Dryer Philosophy?

PEANUTS has kite-eating trees.PEARLS has sock-eating clothes dryers

Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’ ,slippin’, into the future.

And why did this prove true to me, asks this widower. The “…till death…” clause is a real bummer.

Pig always bounces between making the simply absurd sound logical to blowing apart " there’s no such thing as a dum question " .

Cherish time? I want it to slow down.

Ironically you have plenty of time once you stop chasing it.

The Wise Donkey had a point. Then Pig ruined it with a non sequitur.

Please, take his advice this one time, Pig. And maybe then we’ll never have to see Wise A$$ again. He is not so much wise as boring….

Pigs wear socks?