I have to agree with Mr. Danders. Oh, the things he has seen!
I must take issue with the signs, however. Perhaps those things do happen at Blisshaven, but I can’t help but think it is but a thin cover for what is really going on. A more accurate description might be: ceiling clown conspiracy discussion, inappropriate question time, who can make the biggest mess, Alice meltdown avoidance strategies, music appreciation & banjo criticism, and why does Ms. Bliss keep a bottle of wine in her desk drawer?
Except for the Otterloop family , most of the Blisshaven regulars appear today—Miss Bliss, Nara, Dill, Beni, Kevin, Alice, Mr. Danders, and Marcus. A great panorama of pre-school signage, kids who can’t read, and a cynical guinea pig….
Wilde Bill about 2 years ago
How a guinea pig works: It is a biological machine that converts one kind of pellet into another.
gbars70 about 2 years ago
It’s outrageous keeping someone with a mind like Mr. Danders’ locked up like an animal!.. __ (oops).
sergioandrade Premium Member about 2 years ago
“Ignorance is like a fragile flower, if you touch it, it dies” Parapharsing Oscar Wilde.
JudasPeckerwood about 2 years ago
Don’t believe the propaganda — that lazy guinea pig doesn’t work at all!
Its just me about 2 years ago
I’m glad I was young well before all this was invented.
jmolay161 about 2 years ago
Bliss-ful ignorance. At least we know Mr. Danders does some work there. He should have graduated from preschool a long time ago.
Pocosdad about 2 years ago
The first appearance of Mr. Danders!
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 2 years ago
Bad advice. The people who cling to their ignorance are the same people who are destroying the world for everyone else.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 years ago
Love the shoe tying strategy station.
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
I tried, Mr. Guinea Pig, I tried.
Diat60 about 2 years ago
I wonder if the “shoe tying station” has a tip on how to keep the bow on my moccasins from coming undone?
bxclent Premium Member about 2 years ago
Batman always had the best signage in the Batcave
A.Ficionada about 2 years ago
Danders – pessimistic but not actually wrong, ha
6turtle9 about 2 years ago
I have to agree with Mr. Danders. Oh, the things he has seen!
I must take issue with the signs, however. Perhaps those things do happen at Blisshaven, but I can’t help but think it is but a thin cover for what is really going on. A more accurate description might be: ceiling clown conspiracy discussion, inappropriate question time, who can make the biggest mess, Alice meltdown avoidance strategies, music appreciation & banjo criticism, and why does Ms. Bliss keep a bottle of wine in her desk drawer?
neatslob Premium Member about 2 years ago
The arrow on the back end of the Guinea pig needs to point the other direction.
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Except for the Otterloop family , most of the Blisshaven regulars appear today—Miss Bliss, Nara, Dill, Beni, Kevin, Alice, Mr. Danders, and Marcus. A great panorama of pre-school signage, kids who can’t read, and a cynical guinea pig….
nerdhoof about 2 years ago
If the kids aren’t learning to read, the teacher really needs to explain what they do in class.
Archistoteles about 2 years ago
I like the poster with “how a guinea pig works”.