Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for September 29, 2022

How about just not show up at the wedding at all (and wait for Licha herself to call asking why Carmen wasn’t there)?

Send a nice card and no gift.

That telemarketing company has your number, they will sell it to others and you will inundated with calls unles you have a call blocker, also Carmen do not respond to any text messages from them, that shows it’s an active number.

@Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)- My thoughts, exactly. If I had to go through all that, I wouldn’t even go! If Licha has to sell tickets to her own wedding, then neither her nor her fiancé planned properly for it!

she’ll get you no matter what you do…

There’s a separate ticket for the reception (with surcharges for food and drinks). The Bonus Package will get you included in pictures.

Hah! I wonder how far in the red Cousin Licia will be after paying all these phone banks. ;-)

I’m feeling a little sorry for the poor sap Licha is marrying.

How OLD is this cousin?

Licha is 34, and this is her third wedding. She’s actually Tia Carmen’s second cousin twice removed. And she already has duplicates of all small kitchen appliances, so just end money- preferably in sums followed by at least three zeroes. European river cruises aren’t cheap!

Gee, who’d they book for the wedding band?

I’m a retired pastor. I was asked if weddings were my favorite rite to preside. No, my favorite was funerals. My answer shocked her. Asked why I said that no woman dreamed about their funeral since they a little girl.

I suppose it’s too late to put “return to sender” on the invitation?