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Magnum Force couldnât believe what was right in front of him. How dare this useless piece of junk insult him by calling him Brute Force? He and he alone was going to rule over these stupid humans! Nothing was going to stand in his way. This robot wasnât even worth his time. What was that corny line from that dumb Western movie he saw the other day? O yeah,
âThs town iz nt big enuf fr both uf usâ!
Traze-R tried his best to act tough. He wanted to say something bright and witty. Even he felt stupid when all he could muster up was a weak, âThen leeveâ!
âOh, Iâm shaking in my bootsâ, MF thought to himself, as he pounded his chest and let out a yell Tarzen would have been proud of. He decided to stop playing games and quickly responded with,
âYes-bt u frstâ!
Regarding the second panel, the âgoodâ robot is using the same police strategy as the police in our townâŠwhen they catch perps red-handed, they just tell them to âleeveâ.
âTrcy stp bck whle I try to rezon wth a rbot!â
Lord help us!!
Where is Braces and Shirl(ey)âs sister? Everyone has disappeared. Tracy should have his backup take them in custody at least before they pop some popcorn to watch an epic battle of âwrdzâ between two robots. We can only hope that Locher is going to retire and maybe put this strip (and us) out of our misery.
It is clear that Diet knew what a horrible life Traze-R would have working with Tracy, so in his infinite (okay, limited) wisdom, he said, I shall give this robot the ability to frown! Then Diet treated himself to a nice cold carton of milk.
MF looks like he is stretching and yawning in panel 3(canât blame him). Maybe BFâs manufacturer knew he would get stuck in a lot of boring situations and that is why he was given a mouth already in the shape of a yawm.
MF must have been made in North Korea. Kim Jung-Il has ordered that his think chip RAM be filled with some of Kimâs old American westerns collection.
Next, weâll hear, âFill your hand, you SOB.â or âBadges? Badges? We donât need no stinkinâ badges.â
Fortunately, right after those quotes, the action really started. In the movies, that is.
âŠand letâs not forget that when Diet first unveiled his crime fighting creation, he assured Our Hero that the robot would only respond to Tracyâs voice.
Abandoned detail or critical key element to use in the resolution?
Waiting for the OK Corral part to come out right after Mecha-Dick calls MF/BF âPilgrimâ. The scene ends with Tracy watching Mecha-Dick roll off into the sunset, while he yells, âShaneâŠ., PLease donât leave.â
Oh, I hope Locher uses the âBadgesâ line in this story. Itâs one of my favorites, right along with âFrankly, Scallop, I donât give a clam.â
Gweedo Murray says:
Nice cowboy line Ray but I believe itâs
steeng-keeng bahdgeez.
OhâŠyou are so right, Gweedo!! Mine looks so lame now. Thanks.
Margueritem: That is a great line. Never heard it served up like that before.
Where are the girlfriend robots??? Fr cryinâ out loud, in a situation like this you need the girlfriend robots.
Their job is to try to get the guys to quit fighting. The guy robots spend a good deal of time posturing and trying to act tough while secretly hoping their girlfriends can break up the fight.
Now, without the GF robots, these guys will have to actually fight sooner or later.
Note that on the flip side, it doesnât work. When GF robots start to fight each other, all anybody else can do is stand back and watch because NOTHING will stop GF robots from trying to kill each other.
Gweedo Murray says:
Sorry Ray. You invented, I just expanded.
Hope I didnât sound sarcastic, Gweedo. (Now that I read it, it does sound sarcastic.) It was meant as a sincere compliment.
I mostly just let the Pibgorn comments go by, also. Iâm not a gamer, so a lot of it is just too complicated. Also, by the time I log on (about 8 EST), there are about 100 comments already.
Ray
margueritem over 16 years ago
Old cliche time! LMAO!!!!
Heâs just teasing us with the hope of âRock âem Sockâem Robotsâ.
bassmanbob over 16 years ago
Magnum Force couldnât believe what was right in front of him. How dare this useless piece of junk insult him by calling him Brute Force? He and he alone was going to rule over these stupid humans! Nothing was going to stand in his way. This robot wasnât even worth his time. What was that corny line from that dumb Western movie he saw the other day? O yeah, âThs town iz nt big enuf fr both uf usâ! Traze-R tried his best to act tough. He wanted to say something bright and witty. Even he felt stupid when all he could muster up was a weak, âThen leeveâ! âOh, Iâm shaking in my bootsâ, MF thought to himself, as he pounded his chest and let out a yell Tarzen would have been proud of. He decided to stop playing games and quickly responded with, âYes-bt u frstâ!
To be continuedâŠâŠâŠ
riley05 over 16 years ago
Cliche indeed, margueritem!
Tomorrow weâll hear the words âshowdownâ and âhigh noonâ!
Meanwhile, the bad guys are slipping out the back doorâŠ
riley05 over 16 years ago
Regarding the second panel, the âgoodâ robot is using the same police strategy as the police in our townâŠwhen they catch perps red-handed, they just tell them to âleeveâ.
Oh, wait, no they donâtâŠthey arrest them.
LudwigVonDrake over 16 years ago
âTrcy stp bck whle I try to rezon wth a rbot!â
Lord help us!!
Where is Braces and Shirl(ey)âs sister? Everyone has disappeared. Tracy should have his backup take them in custody at least before they pop some popcorn to watch an epic battle of âwrdzâ between two robots. We can only hope that Locher is going to retire and maybe put this strip (and us) out of our misery.
HankF over 16 years ago
I think Genesis lobby will be strewn with wires and stuff pretty soon.
EatDickTracySandwiches over 16 years ago
It is clear that Diet knew what a horrible life Traze-R would have working with Tracy, so in his infinite (okay, limited) wisdom, he said, I shall give this robot the ability to frown! Then Diet treated himself to a nice cold carton of milk.
EatDickTracySandwiches over 16 years ago
MF looks like he is stretching and yawning in panel 3(canât blame him). Maybe BFâs manufacturer knew he would get stuck in a lot of boring situations and that is why he was given a mouth already in the shape of a yawm.
Ray_C over 16 years ago
MF must have been made in North Korea. Kim Jung-Il has ordered that his think chip RAM be filled with some of Kimâs old American westerns collection. Next, weâll hear, âFill your hand, you SOB.â or âBadges? Badges? We donât need no stinkinâ badges.â Fortunately, right after those quotes, the action really started. In the movies, that is.
IGoPogo2 over 16 years ago
âŠand letâs not forget that when Diet first unveiled his crime fighting creation, he assured Our Hero that the robot would only respond to Tracyâs voice.
Abandoned detail or critical key element to use in the resolution?
Place your bets here.
JFStan over 16 years ago
The robotsâ dialogue is quickly degenerating from âMumblesâ to âLOLCatâ. :)
Morrow Cummings over 16 years ago
Waiting for the OK Corral part to come out right after Mecha-Dick calls MF/BF âPilgrimâ. The scene ends with Tracy watching Mecha-Dick roll off into the sunset, while he yells, âShaneâŠ., PLease donât leave.â
margueritem over 16 years ago
Oh, I hope Locher uses the âBadgesâ line in this story. Itâs one of my favorites, right along with âFrankly, Scallop, I donât give a clam.â
bassmanbob over 16 years ago
Might be time for me to âGiddyapâ out of here and let the story play itself out.
Peace.
BB
tukla_ratte over 16 years ago
This makes me yearn for the witty banter and intricate plots of âMighty Morphinâ Power Rangersâ.
Ray_C over 16 years ago
Gweedo Murray says: Nice cowboy line Ray but I believe itâs steeng-keeng bahdgeez. OhâŠyou are so right, Gweedo!! Mine looks so lame now. Thanks. Margueritem: That is a great line. Never heard it served up like that before.
LudwigVonDrake over 16 years ago
Looks like MF (or BF) wants to play Rock, Paper, Scissors.
mjmsprt40 over 16 years ago
Where are the girlfriend robots??? Fr cryinâ out loud, in a situation like this you need the girlfriend robots.
Their job is to try to get the guys to quit fighting. The guy robots spend a good deal of time posturing and trying to act tough while secretly hoping their girlfriends can break up the fight.
Now, without the GF robots, these guys will have to actually fight sooner or later.
Note that on the flip side, it doesnât work. When GF robots start to fight each other, all anybody else can do is stand back and watch because NOTHING will stop GF robots from trying to kill each other.
Ray_C over 16 years ago
Gweedo Murray says: Sorry Ray. You invented, I just expanded.
Hope I didnât sound sarcastic, Gweedo. (Now that I read it, it does sound sarcastic.) It was meant as a sincere compliment. I mostly just let the Pibgorn comments go by, also. Iâm not a gamer, so a lot of it is just too complicated. Also, by the time I log on (about 8 EST), there are about 100 comments already. Ray
LudwigVonDrake over 16 years ago
Hey, what happened to the little speaker in the side of Robo-Dickâs neck? It seems to have disappeared and gone away.