Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 12, 2022

Stifle yourself, Edith…..

The only thing that causes more cheating than golf is income taxes.

What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?

The Bogeyman

Are you a scratch golfer?

I sure am. Every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where the heck it went.

Why I never had a caddy,

I scratch my head and wonder why golfers aren’t out fishing???

Caddying is fun and good exercise. Especially if the golfer has an idea where the ball will end up.

I caddied as a teenager. Fortunately, the players were above average below par.

Obviously he is not expecting a big tip. Nobody likes a caddy with a smart mouth.

That caddy is a regular ham sand wedge

Golfer: I’m having such a bad round, I’m going to just jump into the water hazard and drown myself.

Caddy: Sir, I doubt you could keep your head down that consistently.

My two sons drive the ball a long long way, the youngest sometimes does not know in what direction.