Close to Home by John McPherson for October 01, 2022

Looks more like de-ranged chickens!

At one point I lived across the street from some Mexicans that raised chickens in their house…

A limited amount of time (and space) outdoors is critical for that label, and very misleading to what a consumer might think it means.

I do believe that that lady need to pull her dress down. Bleeb is on the hunt.

At first thought it appeared the chicken at the top of the panel was soaring on a frisbee or a kitchen plate. I see the light now. What a silly bunt.

Look out, Bleeb! To a chicken, you’re bite-sized.

Careful. Bleeb is about the size of stuff they like to eat.

Free range chicken crap all over the house too!

Thats really a chicken s—t idea!

I grew up way out in the country. One of my farmer-kid friends lived in a house where the doors and window were open all summer long. Dogs, cats, chickens and pigs wandered in and out, and no one seemed to notice.

Look out bleeb chicken will eat anything

They look like woodpeckers

Looks like one lady is eating her shirt and the other has giant, wooden teeth

I like my chicken stove top!

Feel free to put them on the range.

Chickens have come home to roost…

Dixie Chicken

What’s in the feed? Never saw chickens reach such lofty heights!

Bring one or two of the cluckers into the kitchen. I will introduce them to my new range. It’s electric.

And plenty of food to eat

Would I be crossin’ a line if I DoorDash’d some Chicken Nuggets?

It will be fun at Easter when the kids are searching for eggs!!!

Come around to the front of the chair, Bleeb. Jeez, we can see up the one lady’s dress…

Just check for eggs when you sit…

Bunch of pe(kers. (It’s amazing the words that the GoComics word police ban) :)

Bleep could be a snack!

Free range Sunday roast