The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for October 22, 2022

you need a zoologist to understand your feelings, Al

Well, they spend their lives siphoning, and when the going gets rough they clam up. Sounds a better life than in a cubicle farm!

this one’s a pearl

I’m doing so good, it probably illegal

You never hear a clam complaining.

Clamp. He meant clamp.

Their life is great until they bring clams to the slaughter.

“Al refuses to come out of his shell. Send in the therapy gulls!”

“Too messy! Let’s try the therapy otter instead.”

Lying around in a constant stream of food. I dunno.