Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 07, 2022

You can get almost anything delivered these days.

I get my pound myself.

It’s funny how you can misread something. I initially read it as “fresh”. Probably due to the prefix “hello” & its connection to “fresh” in advertising.

Little does monster know that Ninja Sloth hiding on that tree is about to pounces upon him.

I delivered blood for four years; now another has taken my place. You’d be surprised how many of us are on the road as you read this.

Good thing it wasn’t a HELLO KITTY box or PETA would be getting really upset

“Daddy!!! I can’t sleep. There’s a human under my bed!!”

Hello Fish.

Is that the new name of “Omaha Steaks”?

Handy when all that time lurking under kids beds and in their closets hasn’t been productive.

I’ll take Rejected Names For Porn Sites for $200…

Mark Parisi is on a roll with these Halloween inspired panels!

And it’s related snack service, Graze Anatomy.

Driver didn’t stay for tip

A friend of Leopold’s?