Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 07, 2022

Calvin has a dedicated fan base.

Just show her your letter Calvin. Hey, if anything, you’ll actually prove someone wrong.

don’t you just loathe junk mail?

Post haste

It’s probably from Susie. Or Hobbes playing a joke on you.

right on, Calvin. The twisted fiend is fiendishly twisted!

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Mum’s looking a bit suspect…..

Round up the usual suspects.

Here’s a new thought—maybe it’s Roslyn sending those messages.

Well, Moe is too stupid to be this creative and clever. It must be Susie.

I don’t think I’ve ever met a mom who would be so un-curious and un-inquisitive about her 6 year old son’s mail.

Why don’t you hire Tracer Bullet to find out who did it, Calvin?

I agree with Calvin, being called ‘Porridge Brain’ is pretty high on the insult-o-meter.

And Mom isn’t a bit curious about what’s in the envelopes?

Now the investigation begins. Sherlock Hobbes and Magnum PU are on the case.

Look in the mirror Calvin and you will discover the author of the letters.

It’s gotta be Suzie.

Just a tip Calvin, when in doubt cherche la femme…

@Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)- Not as much as the spam calls! Which I never answer.

It’s probably Susie.

Today’s message “You may have already won, porridge brain.”

The polite junk mail stopped working years ago.

he can dish it out, but he can’t take it

What a great comic strip – junk mail!

Oh wait….I know who the letter writer is!!!! 8 15 2 2 5 19 It’s gotta be!

I know what that’s like… Calvin thought it would’ve been something for a fun secret agent mission, only for it to be a childish insult!

Has to be Suzie

this is one of my favorite arcs

Go, Susie !

“Too much time on his hands.” Like you?

Like I said several days ago.. It’s Susie !

Note the Skull on the Return Address… ;-)

It’s Susie, mark my words…

You know it can’t be from Susie Derkin. She’s not the kind. ;-pd

Not any reflection on why this is happening to him.

I get bills like that.

Yeah, the twisted fiend sure knows how to step on your nerves, buddy. Wait… I smell the witty Susie’s hand here. She sure can beat you anyday.