Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 06, 2022

Never had to worry about monsters under the bed or in the closet with my kids but with my daughters its bugs

If your kid is afraid of monsters under his bed, do away with the bed and put his mattress on the floor.

It’s a good thing I never wanted children because I’m with “Dad” on this.

If it seems that your much younger child really needs protection, you can use monster spray to keep them away.

He is a good dad, he is there to put his kid to bed

Why is he a bad dad? He’s telling the truth!

Bedtime dad joke. Tomorrow is another day.

No problem. I scare monsters…

“Here. I’ll look. AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE! IT’S GOT ME!”

“NOT FUNNY, DAD!”

“Ha ha ha!”

When my sister and I were preteens (dinosaurs walked the Earth and LBJ was president), our parents had us share a bedroom for a while. I told Sis she could have the bed that was closer to the door, but snakes would get her first when they slithered in, or the bed farther from the door, where ghosts would get her first when they came through the wall. Mom and Dad weren’t happy with me.

Actually, he doesn’t really try as it just comes naturally. He’s a real Dad and that’s what we do…..

The closet a good place, just close and lock the door at night.

dad’s right. why would they crawl under the bed with the dust bunnies when they could just as easily lurk in the closet…?

The real monsters are in the board rooms, not bedrooms.