Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 08, 2022

We all get redistributed.

.. and a young wife

Wow How many six packs does that equal ?

For the common 1/2 keg, there are about 28 six packs of 12 ounce cans.

Women always want to change their man. We change and you STILL beyitch. Sheesh!

I bet you still look stunning on that bikini, too.

If someone had a huge beer gut, we used to say they were about to give birth to a quarter barrel.

It’s just more of him to love.

As a little girl, she always wanted a Pony. She had to settle for a pony keg(ger).

Having a six-pack a day is more important than having six-pack abs.

No one is thinking he is Barrel Chested.