One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for June 30, 2023

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    allen@home  over 1 year ago

    You show her how it’s done, Ruthie.

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    drbee  over 1 year ago

    In order to communicate with someone, first one must get their attention. At least Ruthie understands that; hopefully the teacher will catch on quickly.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You’ve shredded her sensibilities.

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    Welcome to reality, ma’am!

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    walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I remember the Cheech & Chong record featuring Sister Mary Elephant:

    class, Class, CLASS, ….. S H U T _ U P ! ! ! !

    Yep, I had her in 6th grade.

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    The substitute playground lady needs a whistle to blow to get the kids’ attention.

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    blah_duh  over 1 year ago

    If you want kids to stop doing one thing, you need to give them something else to do.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Kids know darn well when they have a teacher-or a playground lady-who is unable to control the kids and the kids will totally run over that person. They usually give up after 1 day

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    Back to Big Mike  over 1 year ago

    Young people know everything. It takes a younger person to show them they don’t.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Sometimes you have to be direct and use your outside voice.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He hee. This brings to mind the story of the farmer and the stubborn mule. A long time ago a farmer wanted to buy a mule from his neighbor. He asked the neighbor if the mule had any problems.

    “Not a problem,” the neighbor said. “This mule will do anything you ask. All you have to do is ask him nicely.” The neighbor added, “Just make sure you never mistreat my mule.”

    The price was fair, so the farmer bought the mule. The very next day the farmer wanted to plow his field. He hitched the mule to the plow. The mule had no intention of pulling that plow!

    The farmer said, “Git up!” But the mule paid no attention. The farmer tried talking nicely until his face almost turned blue. It did no good. So, he called his neighbor over.

    The neighbor came right away. When he heard the problem, he walked over and picked up a two-by-four. He hit the mule right in the head. Then he whispered in the mule’s ear. That mule started plowing back and forth the field, turning the soil over without anyone standing behind the plow.

    “I thought you said never to mistreat your mule,” stated the farmer. “You said all that I had to do was to talk nicely to him.”

    “Well,” answered the neighbor. “You just have to get his attention first before talking to him.”

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 1 year ago

    Ruthy has the makings of a great playground lady.

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