One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for February 19, 2024

Meow.

An old Groucho Marx joke…

a new meaning to you have your mother’s nose.

“Plastic people you’re such a drag.”

Frank Zappa

Gotta admit, Jane Fonda still looks great.

Psss pssss! And also!

She’s got her daddy’s money, her momma’s good looks, more laughs than a stack of comic books…

If you can’t say something nice, come sit by me

She’s had her face lifted to many times she’s talking through her hat.

Good thing it was a competent plastic surgeon, otherwise she would look like a Picasso painting…

She’s had so many facelifts that the dimple in her chin used to be her navel.

She blinks her lips. Or does she lick her eyelids? Ewwww! Sorry! Sorry!

I was at a conference when I noticed the group from another site consisted of one beautiful young woman surrounded by 5 overattentive guys. They hovered around her like moons in orbit. It was pretty amusing and I wondered if she periodically escaped to the ladies room for peace.

Mom you still look great so does Grandma, the cosmetic wonder how much more she will have done?

what a crotchety old * the grandmother is. And the mother is going that way too.