Adult Children by Stephen Beals for October 04, 2022

filing a suit against FB sounds much easier

Good he settled for full price….they always screw up the color preference question. Now about the airborne velocity of a unladen sparrow….

Aaaah! Yee is not brave enough for yon journey! Thou is a chicken!

Too d@mn many apps!

I resited getting the app for digital coupons for a long time, but I finally did download it on my tablet

We get an employee discount and monthly freebies, but only through the app

There are some pretty good digital bargains too

This was a pretty original and funny gag, Mr. Beals. Well done.

When I get a job, I’ll use this

He doesn’t like side quests.

Perhaps I should start using this script when dealing with people that ask about what specials we have going on and I just have to repeatedly tell them, “All our specials are online now” and they continue to try to haggle with me.

Nice Monty Python reference