Pluggers by Rick McKee for October 13, 2022

don’t most golf pencils have no eraser?

I don’t know why any one would play golf. I’ve heard it’s “a good walk spoiled”.;-D

More fun to drive the Golf Cart then play the game ;-)

Pluggers cheat.

No eraser, yep. But, cheaters carry an eraser in their pocket ;-)

Other than being played with clubs, a golf ball and on a golf course, our golf rules don’t resemble anything the USGA or R&A puts out.

Don’t get golf to start with, but really don’t get cheating on the score.

Sorry, but this is totally wrong. A Plugger that made a 7 would have recorded that or maybe an 8 or 9. Some Pluggers don’t even keep score as the game is for fun. We don’t cheat.

If a plugger feels the need to cheat at golf (or cards) then he’s not a true plugger because a plugger is someone who has finally figured out that there is more to life than winning or pretending to win a game. That cheating is a way to lose friends, not win them (and pluggers are usually losing friends fairly often the natural way). He has figured out that he doesn’t have to pretend to be other than what he is or prove himself to anyone else.

Lee Trevino’s line

When he made a hole in one, he put down “zero.”

This sounds like Trump rules!

Golf spelled backwards is flog.

Deflation

The footwedge is next best.

Uh…NO. And NO thanks to Bill from Michigan. And probably not a good idea to play golf with him.

In America high score wins!! And the par for each hole is the number on the flag. Just make sure that you use the designated driver if you make par at the 19th hole!

Just cheating yourself. . . .

I can’t imagine caring enough about golf or scores to lie about it.

Isn’t golf too upscale for the average plugger?

Old man-dog pencil whips his opponents

Huh, I always thought golf was too fancy-schmancy for pluggers.