Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 12, 2022

Broomie you shouldn’t even had made that far.

Died and gone to heaven. Sort of

Downstairs doesn’t want her either, that’s why she’s still here.

Too bad she got banned from that club too!

As Bully Maguire would say, “Stings doesn’t it?”

Where’s Horace?

Not sure she has not closed that option too!

Is this how it happened in Salem, Mass.??

The scary elevator ride in the movie “The 5000 Fingers of Dr T” – “Basement, Dungeon: EVERYBODY OFF!”

they won’t bother with the elevator for me. i shall be cast down to my eternal punishment.

The express elevator for Broomie?

Broomie’s thinking, “been there, done that”

In the words of P.T. Barnum…, “This way to the egress”.

Boo! Judgmental twits!

Uh oooh! Heaven doesn’t like witchy poos…

Is the elevator music Styx?

No wonder Broomie lived so many years, neither side wants her.

Don’t worry Broomie, as Mark Twain said, “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”

Zap him, Broomie. Let’s see how well he can flit around in the clouds with his feathers scorched off and a singed halo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=—L0NTzk_jQ

Broomie is the nicest witch around. Peter should give her a break. At least Jesus never called her Satan.

At least you got to the gate ..unlike Rappin’ Rodney Dangerfield

talk about a way to “advertise it”.

They have to quarantine Broom Hilda…

So that’s how Broomie got so old. Heaven doesn’t want her and hell prefers her on the job she’s doing now, since she does it so well.

Dark Side of the Witch

That’s OK, just visiting.

Now I have the Elvis Presley song “Way Down” playing in my head.

Okay this seems a bit unfair.

“Down, do be do, down, down…”

The arduous trip up, followed by the ultra-fast trip down. Gotta be tough on the old witch, not to mention disappointing….

Well considering that the devil was a fallen angel, it’s basically the same thing, right?

The problem is the elevator is out of service right now. There was a disagreement over who would pay for the service. the contract said the bill would be split but the Devil decided not to pay. G*d was upset and threatened to sue. And the Devil asked, “And where are you gonna find a lawyer?”