Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 29, 2022

Send them a text, and see what happens…..

My first thought was that the female caller hung up on him

Me too, I blamed the phone! Bill collectors have no problems calling

No! Some bozo keeps calling me, interrupting my day to ask if I’m happy with my phone service. How can I make him stop?

We already know that Cosmo is hung up about how women treat him. They hung him out to dry a long time ago.

The real problem is that Cosmo keeps calling them.

Was it something you said Cosmo?

All he had to do was identify himself.

Well, at least they must have given him their numbers. It’s a start.

That’s how I feel about all of those idiotic YouTube surveys. “Are you happy with your ads?” No. They are ridiculous, intrusive, and irrelevant. I don’t need diarrhea medicine, my menstrual pains are fine, and I don’t give a rat’s butt about some politician out in Ohio (I don’t live there.)

Stop breathing hard when you call them.

This whole week has been about Cosmo’s relationship problems with women. Perhaps, one of the authors is encountering problems in their relationship? Just asking.

Surprise, surprise…NOT!

Back in the day, I had that same response!

That’s the kind of reception you can expect with any service.

I wish you would go back to using Treetops News, the Eyewitness News parody. It was funny. You could expand that idea and do podcasts Too. How about Joe Jerk and Bob Bozo?

Check out Tom Mabe on YouTube! He can give you some ideas!

You know you’re a loser when the obscene caller hangs up on you!