The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 13, 2022

Dont a$$(k) dont smell. I mean tell!

He was skirting the rules.

I was just sniffing her hair, that’s allowed now.

Hey, give him credit for the worker being female!

You COULD ask him if HE saw a full moon!

He was lupine for an excuse to talk to her.

My inner wolf got the better of me.

I wonder if they smell the same when you’re not a werewolf as they do when you are?

I didn’t say I was a werewolf. I’m a wolf – a full time wolf.

I like the security camera footage!

Sorry Mr. P.

BUSTED! You’re a weird wolf

Time to go, sir. Your employment ‘hair’ has ended. No ifs and butts about it!

When she retains a lawyer, these denials will only add to hirsute against him.

Werewolf? There wolf.

Well he got the first deserved reaction. Now come the official actions.

I think it was a full moon he was sniffing!

A young woman at work took the preemptive approach, with a sign on her desk that read “Sexual harassment will not be reported, but it will be graded!”

How does one appropriately sniff a co-worker’s rear end?

It smelled so good he couldn’t wait for the moon…

At least he wasn´t sniffing her leg.

Oooo! Smell that smell!

(What song was that?)

So why are they having this conversation at night?

But he self identifies as a mid day beast.

“Mr. Howard…” Moe??

At least he wasn’t sniffing bicycle seats outside a grade school.

I hadn’t planned to write two paragraphs to narrow my ‘credit’. And of course it is totally overwhelmed by the no-no of harassment

I wonder if they smell the same when you’re not a werewolf as they do when you are?