A man with a wooden eye is at a dance..During a slow dance, he can’t find a partner to dance with him. He sees from the opposite side of the dance floor a girl with a large nose. Seeing that she is also without a dance partner, he makes his move.
He approaches her and is frank with her, asking “Would you dance with me?”
Filled with excitement, she yells “Would I?!”
Without missing a beat, the man retorts: "BIG NOSE BIG NOSE
Wow, a blond bigfoot! They are usually dark brown or black. I wonder if he is descended from the Viking bigfeet that came over from Norway thousands of years ago?
Headlines Bigfoot news-gazette. Bigfoot clams to have seen, the strange and elusive Bignose!!! However no one believes him, He did not get a photo of the Nose!
allen@home almost 2 years ago
You’re both right.
angelolady Premium Member almost 2 years ago
No one would believe he really saw you, Zig.
Baarorso almost 2 years ago
Jimmy Durante’s schnoz was WAY bigger! A-cha-cha-cha-cha! ;D
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Please note. This cartoon occurred before the national parks banned body part shaming.
Gent almost 2 years ago
Ha! LOL!
Gent almost 2 years ago
Not be so nosy and leaves the poor creature alone, Ziggy.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Big Finger
Ichabod Ferguson almost 2 years ago
Would I! Would I!
russef almost 2 years ago
AT LAST. Someone else without pants!
boydjb47 almost 2 years ago
A man with a wooden eye is at a dance..During a slow dance, he can’t find a partner to dance with him. He sees from the opposite side of the dance floor a girl with a large nose. Seeing that she is also without a dance partner, he makes his move.
He approaches her and is frank with her, asking “Would you dance with me?”
Filled with excitement, she yells “Would I?!”
Without missing a beat, the man retorts: "BIG NOSE BIG NOSE
dcdete. almost 2 years ago
Wow, a blond bigfoot! They are usually dark brown or black. I wonder if he is descended from the Viking bigfeet that came over from Norway thousands of years ago?
blakerl almost 2 years ago
Headlines Bigfoot news-gazette. Bigfoot clams to have seen, the strange and elusive Bignose!!! However no one believes him, He did not get a photo of the Nose!
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] almost 2 years ago
Hmmmm,
paranormal almost 2 years ago
Turnabout is fair play…
EnlilEnkiEa almost 2 years ago
That’s what you get for pointing fingers, Zig.
(He’s green. It’s Swamp Thing.)