Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 11, 2022

They met in a maize?

They butter each other up.

Get the all liquored up. When cooked what a flavor.

Hope they’re not drinking corn liquor

Every night they stop in at the bar and end up going home half popped.

The drunker they get, the more cornstalk.

Wait until the Kernal catches them being AWOL.

They’re all ears.

They may be buds drinking Buds, but everything you hear from them is a lie. There’s not even a kernel of truth.

Aww, shucks, our watering hole revealed; silky smooth drink too.

The best Corn Hole team in town. Sponsored by Shuck’s Shack and Steak Lounge. The tony spot to dine and dance.

Now that’s corny…

Pirate corn? Buck an ear??? Ba da dump bump.

Hope they don’t drink too much and up-shuck.

I expect to see scornful remarks.

Getting fermented ahead of their time.

ka-corny

Thank you Mister Thompson for the corny humor.

they pop in for a quick one and end up bending each other’s ears…