Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 14, 2022

the reading happens every day in every pub

naaah that’s no prediction – everyone knows this outcome, every night – tell me something we don’t know

It doesn’t take a mystic to see those things Flo, one only needs to read this strip!

I asked her to read my palm, but I brought a date by accident.

And she foretold the rest too, Andy.

As Full House’s Michelle would say, “Well, duh!”

The way the Capps’ heads are drawn, they are not looking directly at the tent.

I think this artist needs lessons in perspective!!

She obviously can read the future … and the past and the present!

cods·wal·lop (kŏdz′wŏl′əp)

n. Chiefly British Slang

Nonsense; rubbish.

Well, duhhhhhh!

I hope that somewhere out there, someone will be enjoying their most Favorite Nosh on this Finally Friday.

Oh, big deal – anyone can find that out by hanging around any pub in town for even five minutes…

With his reputation it wasn’t hard to predict?

Back in the day a Romany girl asked me, “Would you like your palm read?” I naively replied, “SURE!” I regret not noticing the thick red Sharpie she had up her sleeve!

I think this may be a first – @Susan00100 posted a comment that did not criticize or degrade Andy!

Andy seems to be an open book.

Mr Capp is not hard to predict!

Don’t have to be a psychic to predict that!

A psychic told my Mum that I was going to grow up to be very clever.

OK. When’s that going to happen exactly?

xxx

Not exactly a metaphysical revelation for anyone who has met Andy.

Perhaps the medium meant cleaver, thinking about the carvery.

Probably smelled the alcohol on his breath when he tried to get out of paying her.

Maud knows Andy quite well.

A good entrepreneur knows their customer.