Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 21, 2022

Wally never misses an opportunity for nourishment.

Wally is cleaning the sofa, Ralph, let him be!

An opportunity for Wally.

Now, THAT is dachshund!

Especially the way Ralph eats!

Saves on vacuum time too. Dog hair takes less effort than sticking candy corn or caramel popcorn.

“Clean-up on cushion crack two.”

You shouldn’t have told Ralph that. Now you’re going to have competition!

We used to call this “hoovering”.

Thanks for the chuckles this morning, Kevin.

My dog is so glad to see me. He jumps up on the recliner, sniffs my chest and stomach, checks the side cracks of the chair and leaves. Happens every time I eat in my chair.

OK Wally. Just remember, if you find any money, it’s mine.

You want to keep Wally off the couch, Ralph? Stop eating on the couch, which leaves crumbs for him.