Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 07, 2022

Things are inscrutable until you scrut them.

If dealt darkness…

Consider the lighten…

The corn dog skeleton has a very simple structure.

That’s not my Weiner Dog it’s my Corn aaaaaa, Suppliez, Suppliez…

Tomorrow is the eighth.

…Hey!…

…stick with the plan….

…he also likes grape popsicles…

…bananas with and creamy peanut butter…

…and Del Tacos …

…every politician visiting Iowa must get their picture taken while eating a corn dog…

The skeletal structure of a corndog is much simpler than, say, the weiner dog’s.

Well doggone.

Chili Corn dog and hot mustard.

When I come home, baby, my house is dark and my corndogs are gone. I’m getting tired, of waiting, and fooling around. I want somebody, who don’t make, me feel like a clown. This can’t go on. Lord knows you’ve got to change.

-Frogtana: Corndog Ways

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“I’ve been accused of brandishing a sacrilegious corndog.”

Corn-doggit! Now I have a hankering for a big red candied apple and a fried waffle and Cotton Candy, and fried butter, Carmel popcorn, quadruple cheese burger, with carmalized onions and mushrooms….I’m comin up for air….

The corn dogs did not take microwaving well.

But, but … there’s enough left

to scrape off through the teeth …!

Corn doggie dreams and skewer schemes.

okay who ate hot dogs on sticks?

Overthinking the subject of food?

Corndogs forthcoming? Good. Corndogs consumed but still hungry? Bad. (Try kalamakia of souvlaki; minimum two, more likely three or four, are necessary!)

Not every Frog Applause is as easily explicated….

The junk food effect.

Jack and late night Farmers Market googles and moggles.

A dream bar on a stick for dessert.

I’ll do dishes…

Imaginary Lovers.

!… Yes, We Feel the Skewer …!

You can’t eat your corn dogs and have them too.

You’re like candy, hot sweet and sticky.

Last night I was smiling in my dreams of corn froggies, but today I am frowning as we are left with nothing but nibbling on sticks. Feed Me, Frida! Feed Me!

A parallel universe or pic up sticks.

5..6

Good lord! Day 2, and we’re stuck on sticks….

Fairwell to the last standing corn dogs. Get a rope.

Aw … Aitch, E, Double Toothpick …!

How many coins needed to get a spy scope on the contents of Einstein’s desk?

…or his stomach…