The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 21, 2022

The waiter is going to earn an extra large tip with this bunch!!!

I’ll just have a graham cracker, and a Shirley Temple.

Give the zombie the Bill,or Dave or Doris…

Tough customers!

May I interest anyone in a side of garlic?

Nobody ordered the house specialty, “Ghoulash”?

Do you want that with monster mashed potatoes?

And we’d like all our drinks in a Franken-stein.

Would you like an Arnold Palmer ?

Surprised no one ordered a zombie.

Name of restaurant is, “Your Wish Is our Command”! You nab em, we slab em!

I’ll have just a rum on the “Rocky Horror”

Funny! Thanks, Scott.

He can’t remember that? They order the same thing every time they eat there.

Halloween puns…sigh.

He’d better not trip and spill any water on the witch, or she won’t be around to tip him.

The zombie must be famished. He’s just bones, eyes, and hair.

Don’t think about it or you’ll make the zombie hungrier.

Fright all night diner.

Witches At Trendy Restaurants Be Loco!

Gotta fuel up before the Monster Mash. It’ll be a graveyard smash!

wolfman’s out back in the dumpster…

The waiter should worry most about the zombie. His shiny palette is pretty tempting.

I prefer my brains scrambled.