Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 19, 2022

He has to eat fast to keep that mutt from scarffing and up his food

They just don’t make dog food bowls like they use to anymore.

Speed and accuracy DO have some correlation.

a pooch without discriminating taste.

Why that’s great, doggie. You can stars in the next fast and furious movie.

McGruff: The Early Years

There are dog bowls that have a raised center. The food forms a ring. Dogs have to work a little to eat the food. They can’t swallow all of it in one gulp.

I think he needs more iron in his diet..

He needs an edible dog bowl. Yes, it’s a thing.

“Too rough”-age.

Still not as bad as Poncho in “Pooch Cafe,” who swallowed the bowl whole.

I had a dog that did that; ate half a plastic dish. It made him very sick, but he passed it eventually.

His training for competitive eating contests got a little out of hand.