Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 20, 2022

We can’t blame him. He was given a one-way trip to Uranus.

Did you at least give him a reach around

It was one of his life’s more… memorable… moments.

Got no flowers or a phone call. Miffed.

One can dream can’t he.

Getting to know you,Getting to know all about you.Getting to like you,Getting to hope you like me.

“Are we there yet?”

Must have liked it.

Well … he still hasn’t gotten answers to all of his probing questions.

is that Jim Kirk?

The guy was pretty anal about it. The alien was pooped and was tired of the guy being an @$$hole.

And your prostate is in good shape.

It’s part of his police training to ask probing questions.

A butt hurt issue persists…

Just like the radio station in Chicago, the Score, EVERY topic they talk about Always gets geared back the White Sox. Drives me crazy. Thank goodness for FM stations :[

Hey. It’s not his fault you left the inflatable donut back on Zorrruk.

“As if the probing isn’t bad enough, do you have to blow in my ear?”

“Look at it this way: you won’t need a colonoscopy for another 10 years!”

Maybe they have a way to do colonoscopies without having to drink the nasty stuff they give you?

At least it’s not a Congressional probe. Those can take a long time.

At least he’s not wearing a red shirt

That’s why they have the long finger with the light on the end.