Pluggers by Rick McKee for October 28, 2022

I’m not fat! I’m circumferencely gifted!

Burn!

Then say “Yes” and give the grandkid lots of candy for Halloween!

Why yes, yes of course you will, Boo Boo. And then you too can takes part in fat bear contests.

Yet another reason for Pie Hole control ;)

Say, No, MUCH fatter…

And your reply must be honest, "Yes you will as you have my genes. You will also lose your hair because you have my genes and your grandmother’s genes. Sorry heredity does that to people.

Kids today are much fatter than in my day. You already have a head start!

It is all those trips to the fridge… No one wants a skinny bear.

say yes, and you’re also going to lose your hair

Ask questions like that, and you may not get old in the first place…

When you are dating your girlfriend and wonder what she will look like at a older age, look at her mother.