Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 10, 2022

Well, it’s a long walk to the kitchen…..

Isn’t this the part where the scale says “Ouch!” or “One at a time!”?

I would have kept the fridge in the bedroom. It’s winter, and the refrigerator puts out a lot heat. If I have to cut down of the heating bills. It would be one way to keep my bedroom warm.

He hasn’t been able to read the scale in a long time.

He needs a scale that talks. Preferably in Sarcasm.

Looking at those pajamas I have to ask, “Are there any stars left in the sky?”

At least the scale isn’t screaming in agony.

Diet is not a good thing. Look at the word. First three letter is “DIE”, last letter is a “cross”.

a) how does he see the scale? b) even I am not That bad.

The fridge in the bedroom sounds like a good idea.

I like his PJs, but even my not-so-petite frame would get lost in his.