Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 31, 2022

“Welp”?

Welp?

Welp (didn’t want to feel left out).

There’s an echo in here.

It’s also 5:00 am somewhere. Lighten up, Carl. Literally.

Our trick or treating starts at 6:00 tonight. But then, that wouldn’t work with the joke.

Carl?

(Sorry, I do that “welp” thing, so I couldn’t question it.)

All the chocolate was gone before the door bell rang.

There are candy companies that endorse this behavior…

I started buying bags of candy in early October. Today there is one bag left. I work tonight and that bag of candy should still be here when I get home late tonight!

Where there’s a well there’s a welp …!