Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 24, 2022

Send him via “air” mail back to “Open” Sesame Street.

Why don’t you all gang up and tell him to stop hogging the bird bath.

The Big Guy thinks it’s a bidet.

He looks like he might need some help. Maybe he’s lost again.

[He’s not on Sesame Street (anymore.)]

Given the look on his face, I don’t think you want to bathe in that anymore.

Why don’t you little guys fly on over to Mr. Roger’s neighborhood; you’ll be more welcome there.

Looks like he needs a cup of coffee, a smoke, and a magazine to get his morning ritual started.

He’s down in the beak missing Mr. Snuffleupagus. (a spell check challenge)

Could be worse…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLdfpBNjdDc

He looks constipated. Big Bird’s got a Big Tur$.

Come on, now, Big Bird! You know it too small….

For a big yellow bird, he seems awful blue

with tremendous respect to Caroll Spinney