Strange Brew by John Deering for October 24, 2022

The way I prefer the joke, that would be “pope” sign.

“Is the bear Catholic…?”

It must be a red or blue bear.

If the roll isn’t, Charmin® then it’s not bears.

There’s a BEAR around; we’d better scat!

Did you hear a buck snort?

It must be a young, inexperienced bear. Is the toilet paper set to roll under instead of over, tch, tch, tch?

Everything you should know:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/right-way-to-hang-toilet-roll-getting-wrong-harmful-115507518.html

Anyone else wondering how the ‘bear’ put the roll of tp on a forked branch?

A rabbit was hopping through the forest when suddenly a large bear leaps out from behind a tree. The rabbit froze, certain that he was done for.

‘Hey, rabbit, you have a problem with getting s h i t on your fur?’ The bear growled.

‘n-no, sir!’ The rabbit stuttered.

‘Good,’ the bear replied, and wiped his a s s with the rabbit.

The way that’s hung proves that you’re dealing with a wild animal. (Though, how did it get over the branch in the first place?)

It’s on wrong. LOL

Bare necessities/ the simple bare necessities/ Forget about your worries about wipes.

Well a does that in the woods.

it has to be Charmin