Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 27, 2022

I never would have figured Phoebe to be the blackmailing type.

Of course because Marigold wasn’t specific enough, Phoebe will try to find something even more silly.

oh, post it on Instagram why doncha?

Maybe a paper towel roll, and they’re longer

What about a mismatched sock… or a c.ndom?

Would have been a far better photo if the rolls were still full. ;-)

I wonder if I’m all alone in remembering this. Are there any other Norwegians here who remember the KLM sketch where Lars Mjøen was a kid show host who always went on and on about all the “fun” things they could do with toilet paper tubes? “Dorullkjerner! Dere må aldri kaste dorullkjerner!”

At least decorate it!

My goodness, did Marigold use a contraction?

Roll the credits!

Like you weren’t asking for that, Marigold.

$#@%&! Every time I read panel two my mind keeps focusing on the proximity of “used” to “toilet paper” in a very negative fashion.

Put a clown nose on her and nobody would even notice that she has a horn.

Slide a rubber washer to the base; everyone will see it as a fake horn, stuck on with a suction cup.

For a unicorn with magic I’m wondering why she can’t just set up an invisibility spell to hide the horn. I mean, she did offer to make Phoebe invisible in a previous strip?