The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 25, 2022

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    C  about 2 years ago

    So true

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    oldpine52  about 2 years ago

    She found some great bargains, but then she wrecked the car.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Bad news are for your credit card.

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    Wilde Bill  about 2 years ago

    The good news is she didn’t max out the card. The bad news is Witchipoo is coming for an extended visit.

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    allen@home  about 2 years ago

    The good news is i found some great bargains. Bad news the credit card melted.

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    GROG Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Because that’s the way it always was, is, and ever will be.

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    nosirrom  about 2 years ago

    Well Gladys does outweigh him.

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    ATGMer  about 2 years ago

    What’s a mall?

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    preacherman Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Her next line should be, “Well, I found this wonderful outfit, but it cost a bundle.” Although, she’ll probably not use the word bundle.

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    Chris  about 2 years ago

    and the way it looks, she’s about to proof him right… :\

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    e.groves  about 2 years ago

    “There’s something I need to tell you” is how I know my wife has bad news.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It could have been, I have bad news and worse news “

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    rhpii  about 2 years ago

    Good News is everything is on sale, the bad news, how do you feel about a second job?

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    flemmingo  about 2 years ago

    I’m a Plugger so there isn’t anything I need at the mall. Groceries yes!

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Poor old Brutus Thornapple, about to learn that Glady’s shopping trip means he will have to work for ole’ Vebelfeaster an extra 10 years.

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    ChessPirate  about 2 years ago

    “OK, what’s the good news?”

    “I met this really nice policeman.”

    Don’t tell me the bad news…”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Say it isn’t so, Gladys?

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    CccComics4me  about 2 years ago

    The good news is that there isn’t that much bad news.

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    dcdete.  about 2 years ago

    There’s a mall named Gladys? I suppose it is not as bad as a mall named Paul Mall.

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    andersjg Premium Member about 2 years ago

    She spends enough there that they gave her naming rights.

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    paranormal  about 2 years ago

    Most of the anchor stores at our mall have closed…

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    The good news is I’m improving our credit score, the bad news is we are out of credit.

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    raybarb44  about 2 years ago

    That’s a law of physics equivalent to Einstein’s Energy Equals Mass Times the Speed of Light Squared……

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    Buckeye67  about 2 years ago

    Brutus if the good news outweigh the bad then you wouldn’t be the Born Loser.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Gladys’s look in the 3rd makes me believe she’s just pulling his leg.

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    heathcliff2  about 2 years ago

    What number years to pay this time?

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    Stat_man99  about 2 years ago

    The good news is I only bought 1 item. The bad news is, it cost $140,000.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 2 years ago

    The bad news is, I bought something we don’t need. The good news is, it was on sale.

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    gopher gofer  about 2 years ago

    when my wife proudly tells me that she got something for 20% off i ask her why she only feeds me the cheap stuff… ☺

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    PAR85  about 2 years ago

    Good News – I bought 5 new dresses.Bad News – I couldn’t get the matching shoes because the credit card maxed out.

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    CorkLock  about 2 years ago

    At least we know why Brutus lost his hair.

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