Keep running your mouth old woman. I assure you, the last thing you want is my undivided attention. And no you can’t pass out candy, you’ll scare the children.
What a harpy…It could be worse I suppose. Mother Gargle could have a twin sister who is as much the termagant as she is, with both of them detesting Brutus and not shy about telling him so…
A lot of purple this week. Gladys wore the same purple jacket Tuesday and Wednesday (don’t understand why I got sent to Tuesday) and Mother Garge is wearing a different shade.
Certain people commenting on Andy Capp are obsessed with the idea people are wearing purple.
My siblings were quite a bit older than me. I don’t know how many times growing up, my mother would shake her head and say, “and to think I wanted twins.”
C about 2 years ago
Gargoyle humor
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 years ago
You’re wrong, old lady: Ifeel myself Brutus’ twin.
wjones about 2 years ago
His twin could jump out of a mirror any time you least expect it.
angelolady Premium Member about 2 years ago
He feels the same way about you, Mrs. G.
GROG Premium Member about 2 years ago
And he’s glad you are not one of quadruplets.
Binky about 2 years ago
You may leave now Mother Gargle. (☞^o^) ☞
The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago
Then we could spend twice as much time together!
Justanolddude Premium Member about 2 years ago
Keep running your mouth old woman. I assure you, the last thing you want is my undivided attention. And no you can’t pass out candy, you’ll scare the children.
zzeek about 2 years ago
Shouldn’t you be hurrying home soon Mother Gargle? The sun’s about to rise.
dcdete. about 2 years ago
Does this mean that Mother Gargle DOES have a twin? Oh my, sure hope they ain’t identical twins.
Chris about 2 years ago
you’re right, but he does have a mirror that can have his reflection come out and bug you. ;)
Skeptical Meg about 2 years ago
Mother Gargoyle is still bitter about what happened to her sister. It seems like only yesterday that the house fell on her.
krs27 about 2 years ago
We are no longer in Kansas Toto
[Traveler] Premium Member about 2 years ago
Or, your in-laws are the best
CorkLock about 2 years ago
You know what I like about you mother gargle? Your daughter – nothing else.
Just-me about 2 years ago
What a harpy…It could be worse I suppose. Mother Gargle could have a twin sister who is as much the termagant as she is, with both of them detesting Brutus and not shy about telling him so…
casperj.marley about 2 years ago
Then try and imagine triplets. The wolfman wouldn’t stand a chance, never mind Dracula.
flemmingo about 2 years ago
You know what he likes about you, you old battle axe, there’s one too any of you!
ChessPirate about 2 years ago
“You know what I like most about you, Mother Gargle?”
“No, what?”
“…”
manowarrior about 2 years ago
Thank god she doesn’t have a twin.
preacherman Premium Member about 2 years ago
I was thinking the same thing about her. That would be Brutus’ best comeback.
EnlilEnkiEa about 2 years ago
If she had a twin it would be like Patty and Selma.
hooglah about 2 years ago
I’d just tell that witch," What I like about you is your a lot older than me and you’ll die soon".
paranormal about 2 years ago
Aw, you’re sure sweet Mother Gargoyle!
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
Ditto….
Moonkey Premium Member about 2 years ago
Is she perfectly sure he doesn’t have a twin? Maybe there is one who is smart enough to stay away from her.
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
There’s enough of him to go around.
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
BTW, what he likes best about you is when you leave.
MT Wallet about 2 years ago
A lot of purple this week. Gladys wore the same purple jacket Tuesday and Wednesday (don’t understand why I got sent to Tuesday) and Mother Garge is wearing a different shade.
Certain people commenting on Andy Capp are obsessed with the idea people are wearing purple.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 years ago
Mother Gargoyle is a comedic genius – Henny Youngman in a dress. Brutus: “Take my mother-in-law. PLEASE!!!”
gooddavid about 2 years ago
My siblings were quite a bit older than me. I don’t know how many times growing up, my mother would shake her head and say, “and to think I wanted twins.”
PaulGoes about 2 years ago
He’s unique, just like everyone else
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 years ago
Only Brutus Thornapple could always be out witted by Mother Gargle.
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
it’s okay – there’s more than enough of brutus to go around as it is… ☺
andersjg Premium Member about 2 years ago
The thing that Brutus likes best is mother Gargoyle on her broom heading into the sunset.
oakie817 about 2 years ago
ba dum tss
heathcliff2 about 2 years ago
Possibly good for Brutus. Could be doing the same as mother Gargle.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 2 years ago
You know? She’s a very, very bad woman and I don’t like her. Anthony should send her to the cornfield. (Twilight Zone)