Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 29, 2022

Beta tests must have been a bear

How to make pesky neighbours disappear.

If we could rent them out for Karen-infested HOA neighborhoods, we’d make a fortune.

The trick is in making your food disappear.

Talking Wiley bears that sound like humans. We are doomed.

YAY!!! TALKING WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!!!

The perfect allegory for when science conflicts with superstition. Hint: science usually wins and it doesn’t play nice.

Another idea dead before its time. If we had more bears we’d have fewer problems.

Two great mysteries in life: the origin of the “Karen” and of “trick-or-treat”.

They aren’t bear. They have fur on.

I might have known Wiley bears would be behind it. They’re probably responsible for other seasonal abominations too, like pumpkin spice, candy corn, and the Little Drummer Boy.

And not just fun sized!

Some “inventions” don’t work out as planned or in a positive way. The inventor found that out the hard way. Got a Darwin Award though, instead.

Oh the stories I could tell, bring on the Bears.

Love those Wiley Bears.

Nice alternative, it certainly would cut down on the Door Knockers.

A trick and a treat. Bear wins! Trick or treats sort of always felt a little like a gradeschooler shake down to me. “Gimme some candy or I’ll do something you’ll regret.” …like soap your windows.

“And you didn’t share!? You sleep outside tonight, maybe tomorrow, too.”

Your bears are the best. (So are you; my first read every day)

I’ll say this again, I would buy a book of Wiley Bear strips.

Cave dash!

It is interesting that the bears in this strip eat humans. In reality, they would if they were starving. They don’t eat humans. Looked it up.

Doesn’t that Wiley Bear know that if you get a large food item on Halloween, you should share it with your friend?

And, there was a bunch of Chocolate candy in the bag for Dessert.