Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 01, 2022

And if something happens you’ll be ready.

In other words, “hopeful.”

The price of sloth is eternal vigilance.

Without a bat call, even.

That’s like me! Ever vigilant, looking for the humor in the cartoons.

That sounds like a nice relaxing day.

i guess today was a good day!

cocktail in hand.

I’ll find something to grouse about. No matter how inane. If only to change the subject with the coffee klatch.

And there is nothing wrong with that. Nice cool beverage, perfect fall temperature, no more mosquitos…. what the hell am I sitting here inside reading comics for? See ya!

Nov. 8?

I’ll sit on the porch all day, smiling and nodding at everyone that goes by.

Even those going too fast to see it.

Even Ford owners…

Five to one he starts it…

“I’m just sittin’ here watchin’ the wheels go round and round.

I really love to watch ’em roll…"

Be ready to record it. Ifv it’s not caught on video, it didn’t happen.

A couple more bourbons and something will surely develop

Give him an AR15 and a flack jacket and he can go watch ballot drop off boxes

…….sitting on the front porch, just wasting ti iiiime…..

Maybe he’s watching for election fraud. Or the Loch Mess monster.