Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 03, 2022

It’s not bad being a spoon if you have someone to spoon with.

Lovely ball and chain there

That’s an important distinction. Now ask if she verbally compared the two.

ok. thanks. i thought maybe i was being picked on

Now you’re the sharpest spoon in the knife drawer.

So… out of place? Not in a position to make the best use of your abilities?

At least she didn’t call you a tool?

Why are you with this woman? Nothing destroys a marriage more than insults and accusations.

Well … bless his heart … he thought he was somewhat sharp.

Spoons do a better job of filling ice cream cones.

She has just described people I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apology accepted…..

At least she didn’t say he was a taco shy of a combination platter.

That was a Spoonerism.