Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for November 05, 2022

Ask them if they will accept the charges

How much of a charge? A $1,000 charge?

Why? I didn’t gain a windfall of money.

What if Ziggy doesn’t want to have contact with them?

You know how bad the real world is when the bill collectors call collect; or you call the suicide hotline only to be put on indefinite hold, or told to call back latter.

Great-grand uncle Allister, calling again to see if you want to save money on car insurance.

Ernestine the telephone operator: A gracious hello. Here at the Phone Company, we handle eighty-four billion calls a year. Serving everyone from presidents and kings to the scum of the earth. So, we realize that, every so often, you can’t get an operator, or for no apparent reason your phone goes out of order, or perhaps you get charged for a call you didn’t make.

We don’t care!

Maybe it’s old uncle Zig Zag telling you you’re wasting money with this Psychic and don’t buy a car warranty.

oh i left my wallet in my other pants

Plus roaming, service charges, and international fees.

I thought these kind of contacts WERE her service?

Is she Madame Bell?

Guess she figures that if Ziggy is foolish enough to consult a psychic, he’ll buy anything.