Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 04, 2022

Let the mayhem begin.

I always suspected there was something wonky about Craigslist.

The lesson today is, don’t buy your bat guano on Craigslist.

I really like that shot of RJ in the last panel.

Now I understand the snickers in panel one. They’re both nuts.

Isn’t “Bat Guano” usual for a RIp adventure?

“The Chosen One”? Funny, she doesn’t look Korean.

I think they just want her Thunderbird necklace.

In a dream. Out of a dream. Arrrrrgh!!! Okay, NOW I’m inspired. If I ever guest write another DICK TRACK, it’ll weave in and out of being a protracted dream sequence. Only the ducks dressed as clowns waving foam rubber chainsaws while whistling the Surfaris’ WIPEOUT will be in the ‘live’ parts. And I’ll giggle insanely as I plot it out.

Need to sit down, have some pancakes, and try to figure this one out. :)

Ka-razy!

Rip is raising RJ right…when he does raise RJ. The boy is just as self-aware as his father.

KA-Ditto!

It’s always nice to see father and son thinking alike.

KA-CHOSEN ONE!

Time to unleash the giggling knuckles.

Ask Morpheus if she’s “the one.”