Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 04, 2022

What are the antennas and lights for?

A fair question!

Skip 2020 through 2022

“I don’t have time for all your questions.”

Take your time deciding.

Sideways.

Why do we think that time is only one dimensional: forward and back?

Old Stones song, “Tiiiiiiiime, ain’t on your side, no it ain’t”,

If I go over 5 years into the future will my warranty still cover the defects?

I would go BACK !

Customer goes into the future. As soon as he does, his cell phone rings: “I’m calling about your Time Machine warranty which is about to expire…”

Tony built a time machine and traveled back in time,

Excited by his breakthrough in temporal transportation;

He sadly didn’t factor in one major complication.

You see, we are not staying still, we’re hurtling around

In orbit of the sun, one hundred times the speed of sound.

So, when poor Tony flipped the switch with glee upon his face,

He found himself, three days ago alone in outer space.

(Moral of the story, spend the extra for a space-time machine).

This salesman has way too much time on his hands!!

The fine print notes that it’s not guaranteed that you’ll ever return. Sam Beckett and Ben Song ignored that at their own peril.

In order to sell, he has to get a permit from Gallifrey.

How can you tell whether a time machine is new or used?

Be very, very careful when going back in time. If you go back too far you may not be there upon arrival.

Only used by Percival Dunwoody to go back to 1909 on Sundays.