Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 25, 2022

Only Leopold or Beatrice is brave enough to get that close.

That settles it. “Night of The Living Dead” for our Halloween movie.

Leg-o-human…yeah! That calmed him down..

How much of Terrence is still left, or are we working with new stock?

See? Leopold has a heart after all. (It’s in the freezer with the other leftovers from the leg donor.)

Teething Hippie Leg, all the rage for Halloween 2022.

Sniff. Brings a tear to my eye. What a lovely bucolic scene. Brings to mind the gentle sweetness of Little House on the Prairie or The Waltons.

Does Leopold have a freezer full of “spare parts” in his dungeon, or is this fresh-killed free-range leg-o-neighbor?