Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for November 02, 2022

This is how all young kids tell jokes.

Two guys walked into a bar, the third guy ducked.

A guy walks into a bar… He says, “Ouch.”

I’m liking this arc

It’s cool, Miles. Most of the best comic writers sit in a dark, cold, empty room, as someone else makes a killing telling their jokes on-stage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBWr1KtnRcI

And it sounds so original.

Either that, or he could figure out from the way you were trying to present the joke. It’s all about context clues.

https://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20160916/crown-heights/crow-bar-opens-this-week-on-franklin-avenue-crown-heights/

When my grandson was four, he asked me if I knew why the bubble gum crossed the road. I asked, and he said “It was stuck to the chicken’s butt!” I snicker every time I remember that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the deer how it’s done…

A man walks into a bar, sees a horse tending the bar. The man stops and stares. The horse notices, and asks, “What? You’ve never seen a horse tending bar before?” The man responds, “No, just wondering where the cow went that was here last week.”

Someone sign Miles up for accordion lessons—it’ll be less painful.

Miles, did you go out to a bar last weekend, in an 85ish year old white man costume ? The jokes sound like the ones he was trying to tell me.

As my husband would ask one of the kids, “please get me an Avian refreshment stand”